Lovely piece of shit reporting by The Telegraph there... They've fucked it up in the first paragraph. Half of the article is bleeding repeated halfway down the page as well.Telegraph said:The huge green tanklike crane, designed to carry out battlefield repairs, has been sitting in a lay-by since new owner Nicholas Kravchenko drove it there last week.
Sounds like the outside of his property is littered with rusting vehicles, and the neighbours expect this recovery vehicle to end up the same way.It is not the first time Mr Kravchenko has been criticised for his vehicle collecting passion.
Last September, the council was forced to remove a convoy of Mr Kravchenko's vehicles including five trailers, a Ford Sierra, a Land Rover and some scrap metal after declaring them abandoned.
But Mr Kravchenko successfully appealed the ruling and earlier this month, Oxford County Court ordered the council return the vehicles to him.
Neighbour Alan Cotmore said: ''It's a lovely area but it's becoming a personal scrapyard.''
What a bitter, twisted and ignorant northerer you are; Nobody calls their offspring Torquin, it's Tarquin, or possibly Torquemada (if the child has an inquisitive nature). And Kravchenko is a Ukrainian name if I'm not mistaken. We do love Maggie though and you should be pleased she closed your beastly mines.I found this fascinating until I read "Residents living in the normally tranquil area of Wolvercote, near Oxford, Oxon".
Oxford, Oxon eh? So what we are dealing with here is the SSPS syndrome, or, as you will be aware, Soft Southern Puffs Syndrome. Which is manifest by soft southern puffs dragging their anorexic Mong children, called Charlotte and Torquin out into the streets because a Polak has parked a TankThingyCrane outside the Council house their Dad bought from Maggie Thatcher.
There must be a solution here my friends. Anybody got contacts with Libya and the location of the suitcase Nukes Gadaffi allegedly bought off of the Russians? Two of those would shut Oxford, Oxon up. And if we waited till the wind was right we could do Essex and Kent.
If the Navy would see things our way we could do Hampshire while we're on. Anybody got contacts in a Vanguard? Let us sort the M25 issue once and for all?