When I grow up, I want to be

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. Either a PCSO or a Bail Warrant Officer.

    Or a ninja in Richmond.
  2. A subterrainian super hero created in a freak accident involving DU and a mole. I'd be known as Super mole and I'd fight crime and pollution
  3. A lesbian. Of the lipstick variety mind.
  4. Well they're both jobs for girls, so you should be fine sweetheart.
    I've a vacancy for a housekeeper, the last one died suddenly. After I'd finished, thrown my muck up her tradesmans and released my vice-like grip from her throat, I lobbed her emaciated corpse into my septic tank.
    Do you have references?
  5. I'd have a very good try at wooping your arrse.

    Spidey senses are tingling.

    Do you like comic books?
  6. Yes, and a club hand a-la Beadle.
  7. Nice, my 'ald fella will look huge. Can I take photos?
  8. darn tooting.
  9. Im a lesbian to.

    What part of Lesmania are you from?

    I'm from Lickalot!
  10. Munchalot :D :D
  11. .....An Everton suppor*bang*