when does one become a soldier

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  1. hiya every one can any one help me with the above statement a freind of mine states that a soldier only becomes a soldier when he has done his training and passed out but he must do all his training {he is on about the R.A } is this true ? COME ON YOU GUYS THIS GUY HAS BEEN THROUGH THE MILL SERVED IN N.I 70s JUST WANT A BIT MOR INFO TO SEE IF HIS STORY IS TRUE DONT BULL **** ME IT MIGHT HELP SOME OF YOU LADS OUT THERE
  2. Once you've met Jarrod.
  3. Once you've posted a pic of your Mrs' tits on here
  4. Going rate is ten confirmed these days...
  5. When you are born, cos you are always "mummies little soldier"!
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  6. After you have played COD
  7. I thought it was after you park your saxo around a lamp post??
  8. When you are buttered, thinly-sliced and dipped in a soft-boiled egg.
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  9. I thought it was after you had Grand Slammed after downing 14 pints of lager and a pint of all the top optics in the NAAFI?
  10. I don't know about being a soldier but to be an expert on Military affairs you must be a member of ARRSE and have a friend of a friend's child in the ACF and you must have been paint balling at least once.
  11. When you have flexed with Mike Golden (The Legend)!!
  12. hiya the biggest problem we have in soldier training is gaining the ability to write in plain english with proper punctuation and knowing what to capitalise with all them commers and full stops in all the right places init
  13. When you murder your first POW or Danish Tour Guide.
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    When yer dicks this big!
  15. And clack. Don't forget clack.:nod::nod: