Ok, in summary: Ex Reg Infantry. 12 yrs. NCO. Joined local TA Sigs unit. Obviously start as Signaller - No sweat. First drill night as 'Badged' Signaller miss last parade due to Tp Comd's interview. Out of courtesy, informed the Ssgt who took parade (remember I'm new here). This individual orders me to hit myself over the head with his paperwork. Not wanting to rock the boat, sound like a barrack room lawyer, while half thinking he's joking and because I know he's unaware of my previous...I hit myself over the head as ordered. Get home. realise what I've done. I want to go in next week, and after parade whisper to this SNCO that if he suggests / orders me to do something similiar again, I'll ram said paper up his egotistical, unethical ******** - and bugger the consequences. Discuss.