When did you last see yours?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wench_Of_The_Manor, Sep 7, 2010.

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    Possibly like this?
  2. What does she see in him
  3. Do you think he had his nipples pierced so that they could attach a winch to get him out of bed?
    Oh God, look at his hands...
  4. AAArgh! You twat SM, that has put me off eating for the rest of the day.
    Please, please tell me it's not you after the pies.

    Wench, does that mean there are 2.5 million wives who might be interested in attention from a slimmer version? In that case may the convenience-eating, sofa-lying continue to give us who keep fit more scope.
  5. Cardiovascular event precipitating an insurance policy payout. I'd imagine....
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    I doubt she can see her foo foo!
  7. Assuming they've not divorced useless mounds of flesh, then yeah, I suppose it just might.
  8. Nothing new under the sun
    circa 1806

  9. Assuming that of course, but then you are also assuming I'm picky.
    Still there must be some good/reasonable lookers among them. Like the lady hugging the whale above for example. Anyway I'm a balding old n bold so I can't complain.
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It is obviously to do with my eyesight getting worse as I get older as I only see mine after some effort. Generally, I use Braille.
  11. What did the poor bear do to deserve that?

    I'm a fat b'stard, but at least I aint THAT fat yet

  12. Why the fcuk is she wearing a mask!
    Every fecker probably knows who she is by her lardy size in which ever state she is from!!
  13. I see mine on a daily basis, however my balls are divorced and there are no visiting rights.