When can I be famous ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Given the chance to be famous, what would it be for ? Me ? I'd like to be remembered as the bloke who threw a dart, not an egg, at John Prescott...and got him in the eye. Try and throw a punch now, you fat cunt !!!!
  2. As the guy who assassinated TCB, and the wide mouthed frog.

    When on trial and asked why I did the deed, I reply " Because the cunts deserved it. "

    The judge punishes me by locking me in a room with a machete, and the rest of TCB's cabinet.
  3. ringdoby : 'wide mouthed frog' - that, I like !!!!! Feverish Scouse slumborn sex- and powerhound just takes far too long to say. Yes, admittedly ' plug-ugly whore' is shorter, but lacks taste.....