I've just seen a movie trailer which is dedicated to what the septics will do when oil runs out and how much the world will be be in a special place. This morning, not having woken to my fav dream of Charlotte Church laying her thrupinies on my face, I woke up to think of the horror of a world without booze. How would Gordie Best get headlines? How would Jordan get in the Scum? How would Bosnia be sorted without that Pivo? What would replace the Naafi Bop and how would fat birds not heal up within weeks. OK so in your own alcohol and dope (for those who drink shandy and yet wish to alter the state of their dry jeans) free planet how would life be worth living? Tea swillin ignorant feckers need not reply!