Whats Your Preference?

What attracts you to a bird?

  • Cerebral - Her mind and or personality, her intelligence

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  • Facial - She must be pretty, nothing else counts

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  • Mamarian - She must have big knockers, flat chesters can fcuk off.

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  • Posterior - She must look good from behind and have a cute bum.

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  • Frontal - She must look trim from the front and be slim.

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  • Podia - Must have long, long legs to die for.

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  • Displacement - Give me fat, fatter the better

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  • Plumage - Hair colour is important, no gwars

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  • Dressage - Sexy gear, short skirts, stockings a must.

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  • Morality - Must be a right dirty fcuker who will invite her fit mates to join in.

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  • Patchy - Must be a loud-mouther minger whose arrse looks enormous in Ron Hills

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  • Total voters
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#1
What first makes you chase a certain woman? Choose the most important thing to you, that one thing above all others.

We could follow this up in a couple of days to see how it relates to the last person you shagged! :lol:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
Can I have an option for 'all of the above' please, or even 'any of the above', or how's about 'I really don't fcuking care, I'll fcuk Playdough, me'.
 
#17
What's her current role, the hippo's mum?
Still would though.

Me I like them just like KB mk1.


Though in practice breathing is an optional extra.
 
#20
Where's the "above all" option for the picky cnuts like me?

Result:


Wouldn't settle for anything less...
Unless it was up for a shag behind the bike sheds of course.
 

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