Whats Your Preference?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. Cerebral - Her mind and or personality, her intelligence

  2. Facial - She must be pretty, nothing else counts

  3. Mamarian - She must have big knockers, flat chesters can fcuk off.

  4. Posterior - She must look good from behind and have a cute bum.

  5. Frontal - She must look trim from the front and be slim.

  6. Podia - Must have long, long legs to die for.

  7. Displacement - Give me fat, fatter the better

  8. Plumage - Hair colour is important, no gwars

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  9. Dressage - Sexy gear, short skirts, stockings a must.

  10. Morality - Must be a right dirty fcuker who will invite her fit mates to join in.

  11. Patchy - Must be a loud-mouther minger whose arrse looks enormous in Ron Hills


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  1. What first makes you chase a certain woman? Choose the most important thing to you, that one thing above all others.

    We could follow this up in a couple of days to see how it relates to the last person you shagged! :lol:
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What makes a woman appealing to me is a lack of taste, decency and standards. Preferably with deperation thrown in.
  3. I'll take the fatty. Easier to chase and f*ck like it's their last!
  4. I suppose
    My religious, one titted, disabled, skinhead who dresses conservatively is out then

  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'll take it!
  6. You're all talk OFAH. :wink:
  7. fat chicks need cuddles to.
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    True, I am a very orally-inclined person. ;-)
  9. So you'd be giving it big licks then? :lol:
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I couldn't possibly say! ;-)
  11. Oh go on! :lol:
  12. A clever bird that's as dirty as a gangbang down the pit ;)
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Can I have an option for 'all of the above' please, or even 'any of the above', or how's about 'I really don't fcuking care, I'll fcuk Playdough, me'.
  14. oooooh.. playdough... almost as much 'fun' as a warm sock fresh from the dryer...
  15. Can we pick more than one? Ok, I'll go for long legs, big tits, intelligence... oooh, I feel a Weird Science moment coming on...