Whats your name son...? Errmm....

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  1. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Theres some pretty embarrassing names out there, whats the strangest, funniest, longest names you have heard through the forces?

    Some of the funniest ive heard;


    Just a few i remember!
  2. Lookee here!
  3. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Haha classic ive seen that one before!
  4. My great Granddad on the German side served in the trenches with a corporal named Adolph Hitler! How he used to laugh at the antics his later name-sake got up to. Shame they never kept in touch but Grandad Levy Blowstein was a bit funny like that.
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  5. Don't tell him Pike.
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Don't tell him Pike!

    That's what I get for not pushing the post button before doing something else! To quote another BBC comedy sitcom "Bugger!".
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  7. Pike you cunt... you have just been told twice not to tell him!
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  8. Some great western first names in Hong Kong.

    I deal with an office where the receptionist is called 'Rainbow'.

    There's a doctor at the local hospital called 'Valiant'

    A girl in the local McDonalds called 'Pooh'

    I used two differnet movers, one who was called Lemon Leung and the other called Green Leung.

    A guy who owns a bike chop called Bus Chan
  9. A few years ago there were 2 Major Dicks at MCM Div. I heard they were both quite the opposite to what the name usually suggests.
  10. Knew a Maj D Scales once, he was a dentist - would have been better if he was an hygienist I guess but his name used to make me smile
  11. The 'Cracking Names!' thread was kicked off in 2008......

    It's deja vu all over again!
  12. Tiffy at Arborfield in 80,s called Jennings-Frisby
  13. Had a lad in my intake called Sergeant and a lad in the term above us called Pickup,
    Driver Pickup no I drive a Fiesta