Whats your Fetish?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by glasshammer, Jul 11, 2013.

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  1. Apart from the obvious glass coffee tables and deficating, lets hear what fetishes you have or even better ones you know someone had. I once knew of a Sgt who like to shag his wife whilst in full NBC kit, she had the crotch and tits cut out of course.Personally i like alternative chicks with red hair and tats and for some reason teeth braces.
     
  2. Sticking a Parker pen in my japs eye and autographing your mums arse.


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  3. You know the rules.........Piccies or it didn't happen.
     
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  4. Why is deficating and glass coffee tables "obvious"?
     
  5. Stop lying.
     
  6. If you need tips and tricks on ways to make your bedroom antics more interesting I am sure there are better websites than this one you can go to.
     
  7. Last month we did it with the light on.

    Robocop Gen.
     
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  8. If i may add

    Because most of the site members are either past it or underage

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  9. Because we've all been on Guard at some point and seen that video?
     
  10. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    I was unfortunately introduced to it in our four-man room on my first NI tour. Gilly, you dirty bastard.
     
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  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Fetish? I prefer cheddar and some of the blue cheeses.
     
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  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Highland Fine Cheese do a nice blue, Strathdon blue and the Morangie Brie is rather delicious. Highland Fine Cheeses - Tain
     
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  13. I must've seen the eagerly awaited sequel then. Old lovey crimps off a big steaming nard neatly onto a dinner plate.

    Old matey who's been sitting patiently, whips out the silverware and starts scoffing the nutty delight. I did note that he had very good table manners.


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  14. What really gets me really is hot is sharing my deepest sexual kinks with strangers in the internet.
     
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  15. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    WTF is 'hot sharing'?

    You perv.