Whats your favourite Dolly Mixture?

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  1. I like the little jelly ones with sugar on.

    What about you?
  2. I like the black gay ones
  3. On her back on her front, I could have Dolly in any mixture tbh.

    Ohhhhh, sorry, totally lost the point there.
  4. I like kittens.
  5. Not sure about dolly mixture. I like jelly babies though. Especially the black ones. Am I allowed to say that?
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    They all look like suppositories to me. Unless I am eating the wrong kind of sweets....
  7. I still prefer puppies, as in the animals, not the other meaning, not that there is anything wrong in that................this hole is getting terribly big
  8. Once again I respect your veiw on kittens whilst hoping you respect my contradicting opinion that Dogs are preferable.

    How long this thread disappers like a Chilean opposition party member.
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    No. I've reported you to Maj. Hermer and the Stasi. But on a related note, I too like wrapping my lips around black babies.
  10. I have nothing to say about gold, but I do like kittens.

    I know my place.

    (P.S. i fucking hate cats really, they sleep on your face and steal your money and stuff.)
  11. Really? I thought it was just women.
  12. Oh so your a closet cataphoic are you, I'm reporting you to the RSPCA
  13. In the present Censorious climate are we still allowed to spit on Gingers?
  14. I can neither confirm nor deny that I like or dislike Dolly Mixtures. I prefer to remain totally ambiguous and safe.
  15. I'll see your RSPCA and raise you visit from Dogs Trust.