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Whats your best ARRSE put down?

#1
Instead of bigging yourself up describing your rapier like put downs of others, what is the best response from someone else to you being a bellend?

The best one for me was in response to my spouting about the A400m (don't ask, its a particular favourite subject)

If you weren't such a verbose chump with his own exceedingly high opinion I'd give a little more
I thought that was pretty good to be honest :D

So what put down, use of a harsh font or stinging rebuke has reduced you to tears, made you cower in the corner of the NAAFI forum or are you so ace no one has ever dared?

Come on, fess up
 
#3
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!

From the above, this is not another log in for me by the way, we just obviously have the same outlook.

I have one account only.


But agree with all of the above :)


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.
 
#4
Gren said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!

From the above, this is not another log in for me by the way, we just obviously have the same outlook.

I have one account only.


But agree with all of the above :)


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.

My name is legion for I am many!

:D
 
#5
What part of stand still did you not understand? When I say still, you do not move, you fukcing space cadet.

A scots guards drill instructor to me, thinking I could move and he just might not notice.
 
#7
Gren said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.
Oh god, here we go again, meths today is it ?
 
#8
Bollock-chops said:
What part of stand still did you not understand? When I say still, you do not move, you fukcing space cadet.

A scots guards drill instructor to me, thinking I could move and he just might not notice.
I thought he meant which ARRSE quote, as in someone from ARRSE putting you down.
 
#11
scarletto said:
Gren said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.
Oh god, here we go again, meths today is it ?

Scarletto, you really are boring, I mean it as in, I now have an idea as to who he used to be under his last ARRSE incarnation.


Any big words there you arent sure about, feel free to ask, dull cunt.
 
#12
Some idiot reckoned he would not only be in my office but several more come a certain Monday morning. I seem to remember him as an admin nightmare.
 

oldbaldy

LE
Moderator
#13
Gren said:
scarletto said:
Gren said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.
Oh god, here we go again, meths today is it ?

Scarletto, you really are boring, I mean it as in, I now have an idea as to who he used to be under his last ARRSE incarnation.


Any big words there you arent sure about, feel free to ask, dull cunt.
Now waiting for Scarletto to quote this as his best put down. :D
 
#14
oldbaldy said:
Gren said:
scarletto said:
Gren said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I was once told I was a rabid and bigotted racist and a homophobic mysoginist but I dont really consider it a put down... more a badge of honour!


And also now have a sneaky suspicion as to who IVV is.
Oh god, here we go again, meths today is it ?

Scarletto, you really are boring, I mean it as in, I now have an idea as to who he used to be under his last ARRSE incarnation.


Any big words there you arent sure about, feel free to ask, dull cunt.
Now waiting for Scarletto to quote this as his best put down. :D
I dont think he understands the question tbh ;)
 
#16
scarletto said:
The Question i understand, you i dont.

And therein lay the problem, the woofers were never very big on intelligence or basic ideas, so keep thinking, it will help your brain grow.

To understand me takes a lot more than some gobshite on a forum, but hey, its ARRSE, so keep plugging, you might get a few mates onside, it works for the guy with the southpark avatar, sorry his name escapes me, too dull to remember you see.


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