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Whats wrong with the Brits?

#1
In the spirit of fairness, and considering how much Yank bashing has been prevalent on this site in the last few days, what's wrong with our bad English speaking cousins?

I for one know you never stop whining and secondly, you take yourselves too seriously. Stiff upper lip? Just stiff is my definition of you all.
 
#4
jack-daniels said:
You'd whine too mate if you had to take your shoes off everytime you went through one of our airports.
And not only that, Jack. If it's squaddies shedding their daisies, it'll make him want to crawl around on the deck with a wet dish-cloth around his grid.

MsG
 
#6
jack-daniels said:
You'd whine too mate if you had to take your shoes off everytime you went through one of our airports.
Better than whining at 30,000 feet in the air when a strange ticking noise is heard coming from Abdula's shoes.
 
#7
Devil_Dog said:
jack-daniels said:
You'd whine too mate if you had to take your shoes off everytime you went through one of our airports.
Better than whining at 30,000 feet in the air when a strange ticking noise is heard coming from Abdula's shoes.
Where's your sense of adventure? Just travel on Arab airlines, they don't blow their own planes up.
 
#11
Whine? the Blimeys? Well... sometimes, especially when they run out of alcohol. Geez, DD, if you really want to see byatchers in action, Try the Krauts. They have perfected that in their usual Teutonic manner.

I have met more than a few Brits, and except for the one who tried to grab my old ladies arrse in a pub we were at, they are some of the finest folks you would ever have the honor to associate with. One of my current professors is a young London guy who got his Bachelors in the UK, his Masters in Paris, and his PhD from the University of Iowa. Really a straight up bloke.

I do tend to feel some pity for them, but mainly due to their current Govt. and what appears to me the many rules and restrictions imposed on their citizens. Reading the posts on the various treads sometimes makes me think that a Brit would have to fill out a dozen forms and wait for six months before they can let a proper fart.
Regards
 
#16
Devil_Dog said:
I am not Dogface, and even if I was, I would still look better than Miss England, would I not?
Depends if you had had your teeth done recently :yawnstretch:

Trouble with the Brits: They think they know better than everyone else, then get pissed off when no-one listens to them. :frustrated:

PB
 
#17
I hate to break this to you, DD, but muttpuss is probably better looking than you are. Not that I have or want any 1st hand experience, just based on what I know about Teufelhunde :omg:
 

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