What's worse - Fat or ginger?

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  1. Just the thread (As it always does) on gingers heads off in another direction, What would you shag if you had to - A fatty or a ginger?

    I'm all up for the fatties myself, Mrs EDM even made pancakes this morning for breakfast, beats the fuck out of Special K!
     
  2. erm depends on fatty/ginge

    i'd bang a curvy bird but not dawn french
    i'd fuck that ginge from doctor who but not chris evans
     
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  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I can leave in the morning right?
     
  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and there wont be any webcams around?
     
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and I'll be pissed right?
     
  6. Pancakes, mmmm... syrup or pineapple, I'll bring my own Ginger, Fat Bastard
    if you gis an invite.
     
  7. howabout this one?

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  8. I'm saluting you, now, Sir.
     
  9. WITH YOUR HANDS, you're supposed to salute with your hands!
     
  10. With one hand only, unless you`re Benny Hill.
     
  11. Okay, so a fat bird of 16 stone is better than a size 8 ginger bird with a shaven minge.. not sure how you can compare.....
     
  12. Sgt bastard C***k, has a lot to answer for, he told me I saluted like a
    knob, so I always thought......................Bollocks!
     
  13. Behind closed doors all gingers are like this -

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  14. Burn it and everything it has touched!
     
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  15. Never play on a green with no grass - That's what my dad taught me!