A bit early for April Fool's innit? News item from unattributed source. " Andy McNab, a former SAS commando and bestselling author, is going to design and launch his own range of women's underwear. ' Heterosexual men know more about women's underwear than women do. ' the Gulf War hero told the Sunday Telegraph. ' We know what works and what doesn't, what buttons and catches are easy to undo and which one's aren't. Women, frankly, don't have a clue. '" ooh, that'll endear him to wimmen everywhere..best hope he still has some protective kit in the closet 'cause I think after this his balls will be worn by some bint as garters.