What's this "GOD" shite!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sebcoe, Sep 3, 2013.

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  1. Strolling around the threads, I am being swamped with "God loves you"message, I am a non believer so why would a prayer be for me!

    Question to the mods, is god paying for the advertising on Arrse or are you taking some cheers easy money of these freaks just to bother me.......Cunts!
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  2. He's probably praying that you find a decent pair of tits for your avatar.
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  3. I actually have it on good authority that God thinks you are a cunt.
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  4. Oh I like them...
  5. Ad subject come from what your browser tells arrse what you have been looking at. Something you want to tell us?
  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Interesting. I'm getting adverts for vintage Edwardian porn (I mean erotica, of course), so God seems to work in mysterious ways.

    Your great gran.
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  7. Jesus loves you.

    But in a creepy, "just let me push the tip in.........don't tell your mum or she'll die" type way. The God bothering freak.
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  8. It's earth getting back at you.
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  9. Just about to say the same thing. When the Frau has been on the laptop I get Bravisimo ads (very nice), when I've been on we get 'ebay soft porn' ads.

    So if you're getting 'God loves you' ads once can only surmise...
  10. I just got this:

    YummyPlanet Tienda Online
    Yummy Planet -Comida Americana, Inglesa, de Importación - Yummy Planet
    Coca Cola Vanilla Dr Pepper Snapple Mountain Dew Root Beer Cream Soda

    Tienda is spanish for shop, but the last soft drink I had was a tonic to round out the gin, and quite some time ago may I add.
    So WTF do I get it for? - Unless spanish beer counts as soft drink, largery rubbish that it is.

    So it must be God advising you that he will be calling you home very shortly. Now can I recommend a good Life Insurance at reasonable rates?
  11. I have learnt a new word and perversion! Bravisimo!
  12. Or in a "just getting rid of all the evil and bad that was inside you" type way. The dirty Soap actor freak
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  14. I'm getting sexual health check adverts from Dr.Thom and adverts to win an Ipad, praise be!
    God works in mysterious ways ask Precious.
  15. It's actually based on your browsing and search history, so your love of Granny Porn is now public knowledge.

    If you'd just come and seen me, then all this could have been avoided.
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