If the original poster of this thread is not rolling around in millions he should be ashamed of hisself or herself. I have never seen a thread gather so many fans, so many replies and so much attention. Give the rest of us a break for crissake!! Life is hard for everybody. Consider the case of this splendid young man who, while unaccustomed to the ways of the western world, finds hisself in a quandry: " What was that?" "I believe that was a UFO." "Like your wife?" "Huh?" ""UFO. Unidentifiable Fecked Object." "What the feck you say?" "UFO motherfecker." "Feck you calling a mofo?" "You fool!" "Ok. So I am a mofo.But your mom licked my sh.it last week!" " Oh yeah? So what you gotta say about this s.hit?" Pulls out a GENUINE Israeli Uzi and blasts him away.