If the original poster of this thread is not rolling around in millions he should be ashamed of hisself or herself.
I have never seen a thread gather so many fans, so many replies and so much attention.
Give the rest of us a break for crissake!! Life is hard for everybody.
Consider the case of this splendid young man who, while unaccustomed to the ways of the western world, finds hisself in a quandry:
" What was that?"
"I believe that was a UFO."
"Like your wife?"
"Huh?"
""UFO. Unidentifiable Fecked Object."
"What the feck you say?"
"UFO motherfecker."
"Feck you calling a mofo?"
"You fool!"
"Ok. So I am a mofo.But your mom licked my sh.it last week!"
" Oh yeah? So what you gotta say about this s.hit?"
Pulls out a GENUINE Israeli Uzi and blasts him away.
I have never seen a thread gather so many fans, so many replies and so much attention.
Give the rest of us a break for crissake!! Life is hard for everybody.
Consider the case of this splendid young man who, while unaccustomed to the ways of the western world, finds hisself in a quandry:
" What was that?"
"I believe that was a UFO."
"Like your wife?"
"Huh?"
""UFO. Unidentifiable Fecked Object."
"What the feck you say?"
"UFO motherfecker."
"Feck you calling a mofo?"
"You fool!"
"Ok. So I am a mofo.But your mom licked my sh.it last week!"
" Oh yeah? So what you gotta say about this s.hit?"
Pulls out a GENUINE Israeli Uzi and blasts him away.