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#1
Had this e-mailed to me today, sounds like a crock of sh*t to me, opinions ??

Why we need Payment Protection agents
Having a Payment Protection agent in every country we can quickly transfer funds
inside a country without wasting time on the international bank transfers, and
continue our rapid growth rather than overwhelming our own bank account with
inbound and outbound transactions leading to severe hold times and possible
service interruption. It is time that is of significant importance to our
clients.


Career and Benefits
Your main task will be receiving money transactions to any bank account you
would like to use for the purposes of this job; and then forwarding these
transactions to the next party of the Payment Protection process according to
our instructions. You will benefit from the commissions, which are 5-7% of each
transaction and depend on the quantity of the completed transactions and the
speed of your work. Besides, you will be paid a basic salary of 1500 GBP per
month.



For your convenience there will be no paychecks, your commission will remain in
your account after every successfully completed transaction. The money transfer
fee is not included in your commission, meaning that you will deduct it from the
received amount, not from your commission. Also you receive 5-7% of the
transaction amount. Normally the amounts that we process vary from 2,000 GBP to
10,000 GBP, but can go higher on special occasions.


Job details
As the financial activity in your area is not too high, a Payment Protection
agent will be processing approximately 1-2 transactions per week. Each
transaction requires approximately 4-5 hours of the agent work. Our manager
always calls the agent beforehand to provide all the instructions. Therefore,
with the due time management, the agent is able to combine this job with other
activities (e.g. primary job or studies).
 
#3
No. I reckon money laundering or a scam.

If it looks too good to be true...

Try running some of the keywords through Google?

Litotes
 
#4
I suppose its more original than the Nigerian Prince wanting to get his money out of the country that I seen to get in my spam box.

I wouldn't touch it if I were you.
 
#5
Agreed Litotes - I was being ironic. Or, trying to!

Yep - does look very much like, "Would you like to get in on a global business with no outlay?"

Litotes - can you name four creatures that start with the letter 'S' btw? If so, how quickly?
 
#8
ABrighter2006 said:
Agreed Litotes - I was being ironic. Or, trying to!

Yep - does look very much like, "Would you like to get in on a global business with no outlay?"

Litotes - can you name four creatures that start with the letter 'S' btw? If so, how quickly?
Tick,tick, tick,

Salamander, stoat, seal, er, er, tick, tick, sheep.

14hrs and 39 mins.

Phew!

Lits
 
#9
Litotes said:
ABrighter2006 said:
Agreed Litotes - I was being ironic. Or, trying to!

Yep - does look very much like, "Would you like to get in on a global business with no outlay?"

Litotes - can you name four creatures that start with the letter 'S' btw? If so, how quickly?
Tick,tick, tick,

Salamander, stoat, seal, er, er, tick, tick, sheep.

14hrs and 39 mins.

Phew!

Lits
I had "stick insect" instead of seal...
 
#10
Sorry Lits - should have explained - it's one of the new interview questions for assessing alzheimer's. Not sure where your 14 hours and 39 minutes would leave you, diagnosis wise!
 
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#11
starkie2005blue said:
Had this e-mailed to me today, sounds like a crock of sh*t to me, opinions ??

Why we need Payment Protection agents
Having a Payment Protection agent in every country we can quickly transfer funds
inside a country without wasting time on the international bank transfers, and
continue our rapid growth rather than overwhelming our own bank account with
inbound and outbound transactions leading to severe hold times and possible
service interruption. It is time that is of significant importance to our
clients.


Career and Benefits
Your main task will be receiving money transactions to any bank account you
would like to use for the purposes of this job; and then forwarding these
transactions to the next party of the Payment Protection process according to
our instructions. You will benefit from the commissions, which are 5-7% of each
transaction and depend on the quantity of the completed transactions and the
speed of your work. Besides, you will be paid a basic salary of 1500 GBP per
month.



For your convenience there will be no paychecks, your commission will remain in
your account after every successfully completed transaction. The money transfer
fee is not included in your commission, meaning that you will deduct it from the
received amount, not from your commission. Also you receive 5-7% of the
transaction amount. Normally the amounts that we process vary from 2,000 GBP to
10,000 GBP, but can go higher on special occasions.


Job details
As the financial activity in your area is not too high, a Payment Protection
agent will be processing approximately 1-2 transactions per week. Each
transaction requires approximately 4-5 hours of the agent work. Our manager
always calls the agent beforehand to provide all the instructions. Therefore,
with the due time management, the agent is able to combine this job with other
activities (e.g. primary job or studies).
They will follow this up with a request for your bank account details, which they will promptly fleece. Suggest you ignore it and get yourself a SPAM filter.
 
#13
ABrighter2006 said:
Sorry Lits - should have explained - it's one of the new interview questions for assessing alzheimer's. Not sure where your 14 hours and 39 minutes would leave you, diagnosis wise!
So, who are you?

Where am I?

Who should I be?

Lits (I think...)
 
#14
starkie2005blue said:
Am surprised it didn't end up in my SPAM to be honest, just wondered if anyone else had shite like this sent to them
Yes, all the time, but my Hotmail spam filter stops most of it. Some gets through the filter and I suspect that there is a constant battle going on between the spammers and the ISPs.

Litotes
 

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