Whats the worst thing youve put in your mouth?

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  1. At a bash hosted by some minor Saudi Royal,we were served sheeps eyes.
    Of course,the Big Man ate them,we followed his lead.

    (Please try and keep away from sexual innuendos.That's not big or clever.)
  2. My foot. Far too regularly.
  3. A tramps cock - and people say that website don't cause copycat behaviour...
  4. May moons ago in my singly days, with a mates stag party back at the block, we had a nice young lady from town, that was really up for it I add, no illegal stuff, and I went down and did a bit of Diving :tongue: as you do after a shed load of amstel, and a bottle of Asbach.
    Worst thing was, I was about 20th in the line......yuk! :roll:
  5. A c0ck, a big long glistening c0ck.

    I had one in my anus and one in each hand too
  6. It is neither big nor clever to eat out whores. I know...
  7. ex-STAB you beat me to it....

    Apart from that - tripe - won't go near the stuff - yeuch!!!!
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    You really do suffer from phallic issues, don't you.
    And bottoms.
    I mean, it's not a hobby with you, it's an H24 fixation.

    I feel sorry for the Hamsters, suffering from neglect.
  9. I regularly try and tuck my willy up my own bottom, then I try to oral myself.

    Edit: I have a small cock covered with rolls of smelly unwashed fat and lovely new fresh man boobs.
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    b_s,I thin the hamsters are glad for the break!

    Shellfish.I HATE shellfish,especially whelks
  11. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I did gobble a raw oyster once. :roll:

    Now that is something I really can't relate to.
    Along with Tripe.

    Apart from those, I'll eat almost anything.

    Apart from that Shim in Singapore in 196x ...
  12. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    what's bad about that?

    check the subject again - worst thing - not best [​IMG]
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A well bad roll-mop herring will live with me to the grave.

    Goats head soup? Not the Stones album. Delicious and peppery, but they line up the skulls on a draining board to prove they havent been adding dog. Your dinner stares at you.

    Mutton curry. Then the twunts havent got the hang of slow cooking.
  14. Whilst on holiday in Goa some years ago I was fortunate to trap off with a scandanavian girl. We went to her hotel room and when she popped into the bathroom to freshen up, I took the opportunity of doing the same myself by stealing some the toothpaste on her bedside table to freshen up the old teeth and mouth.

    It was not until I was rubbing a huge dollop of paste into my teeth with my finger that I discovered the toothpaste was in fact Anthisan anti itch cream!!
  15. Once due to hangover induced blindness I cleaned my teeth with Ralgex rather than tooth paste. I don't recommend it but it both wakes you up quickly and takes your mind of the headache