Whats the worst thing youve put in your mouth?

#1
At a bash hosted by some minor Saudi Royal,we were served sheeps eyes.
Of course,the Big Man ate them,we followed his lead.

(Please try and keep away from sexual innuendos.That's not big or clever.)
 
#4
May moons ago in my singly days, with a mates stag party back at the block, we had a nice young lady from town, that was really up for it I add, no illegal stuff, and I went down and did a bit of Diving :tongue: as you do after a shed load of amstel, and a bottle of Asbach.
Worst thing was, I was about 20th in the line......yuk! :roll:
 
#5
A c0ck, a big long glistening c0ck.

I had one in my anus and one in each hand too
 
#6
It is neither big nor clever to eat out whores. I know...
 
#7
ex-STAB you beat me to it....

Apart from that - tripe - won't go near the stuff - yeuch!!!!
 
#8
minister_doh_nut said:
A c0ck, a big long glistening c0ck.

I had one in my anus and one in each hand too
You really do suffer from phallic issues, don't you.
And bottoms.
I mean, it's not a hobby with you, it's an H24 fixation.

I feel sorry for the Hamsters, suffering from neglect.
 
#9
I regularly try and tuck my willy up my own bottom, then I try to oral myself.

Edit: I have a small cock covered with rolls of smelly unwashed fat and lovely new fresh man boobs.
 
#11
spike7451 said:
b_s,I thin the hamsters are glad for the break!

Shellfish.I HATE shellfish,especially whelks
I did gobble a raw oyster once. :roll:

Now that is something I really can't relate to.
Along with Tripe.

Apart from those, I'll eat almost anything.





Apart from that Shim in Singapore in 196x ...
 

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#13
A well bad roll-mop herring will live with me to the grave.

Goats head soup? Not the Stones album. Delicious and peppery, but they line up the skulls on a draining board to prove they havent been adding dog. Your dinner stares at you.

Mutton curry. Then the twunts havent got the hang of slow cooking.
 
#14
Whilst on holiday in Goa some years ago I was fortunate to trap off with a scandanavian girl. We went to her hotel room and when she popped into the bathroom to freshen up, I took the opportunity of doing the same myself by stealing some the toothpaste on her bedside table to freshen up the old teeth and mouth.

It was not until I was rubbing a huge dollop of paste into my teeth with my finger that I discovered the toothpaste was in fact Anthisan anti itch cream!!
 
#15
Once due to hangover induced blindness I cleaned my teeth with Ralgex rather than tooth paste. I don't recommend it but it both wakes you up quickly and takes your mind of the headache
 
#16
It's by far NOT the worse thing but since the theme seems to be c0cks then I'll share. My own c0ck but it nearly broke my back and gagged me at the same time. For the only time in my life I really knew how it felt to be an MP under pressure.
 
#17
jarrod248 said:
I did order steak from a street vendor in Bangkok a few years ago but they'd none left. I settled for meatballs, they were quite shiny and sort of encapsulated, no amount of chilli sauce could make me manage to eat one.
Partners mother necked loads of em the dirty bitch.
Did she look you straight in the eye and give a facial expression that read, 'See, I'll eat your c0ck after you've been in my daughter'?

BTW, who the fcuk goes for a filthy time in Bangkok and takes their future mum-in-law FFS?
 
#19
jarrod248 said:
O2Thief said:
jarrod248 said:
I did order steak from a street vendor in Bangkok a few years ago but they'd none left. I settled for meatballs, they were quite shiny and sort of encapsulated, no amount of chilli sauce could make me manage to eat one.
Partners mother necked loads of em the dirty bitch.
Did she look you straight in the eye and give a facial expression that read, 'See, I'll eat your c0ck after you've been in my daughter'?

BTW, who the fcuk goes for a filthy time in Bangkok and takes their future mum-in-law FFS?
Nah her daughter is already married. I'll stick with her being the Mum-out-law. Can't say it was my idea to invite her and her husband.
You mean two families went to whoreland together?! Were you starting an agency and recruiting or something? If cosha then you must have told them Disneyland Paris was in Bangkok. How did you slip off for a shag then? Middle of the night?
 
#20
jarrod248 said:
O2Thief said:
jarrod248 said:
O2Thief said:
jarrod248 said:
I did order steak from a street vendor in Bangkok a few years ago but they'd none left. I settled for meatballs, they were quite shiny and sort of encapsulated, no amount of chilli sauce could make me manage to eat one.
Partners mother necked loads of em the dirty bitch.
Did she look you straight in the eye and give a facial expression that read, 'See, I'll eat your c0ck after you've been in my daughter'?

BTW, who the fcuk goes for a filthy time in Bangkok and takes their future mum-in-law FFS?
Nah her daughter is already married. I'll stick with her being the Mum-out-law. Can't say it was my idea to invite her and her husband.
You mean two families went to whoreland together?! Were you starting an agency and recruiting or something? If cosha then you must have told them Disneyland Paris was in Bangkok. How did you slip off for a shag then? Middle of the night?
err I went with my boyfriend and he invited his mother and her husband.
I didn't slip out anywhere although partners step-dad did.
I'm confused. Are you a tranny?
 

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