Whats the world coming to?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BanjoBill, Mar 22, 2008.

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  1. I'm on with decorating the young uns bedroom, came down stairs to find the missus in the garden cutting up prunings in the hail and wind. I shouted out the window "Tea Love" she said yes please.... clearly she's lost the fekking plot.
  2. two and half degrees out there. I didnt know you could use a computer to decorate...! Its a mad world!
  3. Ahh young love, how sweet!
  4. Shes lost the plot? How come you let her do the pruning BEFORE she finished the decorating?
  5. In the old days she would have scuttled up the stairs with a brew duly bubbling

    If it were a porno though she would have rushed up the stairs with her nympho bisexual best mate and given you a seeing too.

    How ever it is real life get used to it
  6. I'll put this idea to her... sounds good to me.. I don't know if she has a bi mate though, can't be hard to find one online... ebay perhaps :idea:
  7. You should have called her in to make the tea!!!!!!!!
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    She was trimming her bush and was late with the tea?
    Is she on show parade later :D

    Give her some extras and try and teach her the errors of her ways