Whats the stupidest thing your missus has said?

My own personal one came whilst driving with my missus through Bulford village. Going past the church I said,"I wonder what type of church that is?" meaning Norman, Saxon etc because it has a very strange spire. (not the most riveting of conversations I know!)

To which my other half dreamily replied, "I don't know, Christian I think". Needless to say, plenty of piss taking followed.

Another favourite is my pals wife vehemently insisting that she would be voting Tory and not Conservative at the last election and another pals wife who asked for a George Formby grill.

Its a slow work day so lets get some smiles on faces!
When explaining PAX (insurance) and the benefits, my blonde wife stated 'If I die, you'll be better off'. I assured her that I couldn't agree more!
"No". It gave her a nose bleed.
while ironing with just a side light on, an ex-trout of mine said 'can you see ok with just that little light on?' I looked up and around and said 'Who said that?' to which she replied while switching the main light on 'me'.
Slightley off thread, i had a partner who couldnt get to grips with directions and assumend that which ever way she was facing was North. Endless arguments of course.
Whilst driving back from the airport after a couple of weeks away, my wife sheiked that the car was missing from the driveway and must have been stolen. I felt I needed to remind her that she was sat in it.
"Today's the longest day".It was the 6th of June! I explained about soltices and equinoxes and the explanation was grudgingly accepted.It was only recently on seeing the classic war film that the reason for the poor dears confusion became obvious :D
Read this in FHM.

Young lady looks at A-Z and says: "I didn't know there was a river that ran all the way around London".
Partner, slightly puzzled, looks down to see her pointing at the M25!

and to top it off, when this was published in FHM someone wrote in saying: The M25 isn't a river!
on brighton pier its warmer because we are nearer the sun
Whilst round at a pals house for a few drinks and watching blackhawk down my buddys wife comments on the scene where the heli crashes......why didnt they just eject....laughed me and my pal almost died.
One night coming home from a meal with my wench and my parents, we stop at the lights for a pedestrian crossing. My missus asks aloud, "Why do the traffic lights bleep?", to which my mother replied, "It's so deaf people can hear when it's safe to cross the road". Fcuk me i have never laughed so hard in my life, then i neded an amulance when i looked over at my birds face which was blatantly trying to work out what was so funny.
Lift doors open in the mult storey car park and wife goes in. "Don't use that one it only goes up" says I still standing on the landing, thinking it would raise a mild giggle or possibly THAT LOOK only women are capable of. However, I did not expect her to panic and leap out of the lift before the doors started to shut.

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