There is a similar thread elsewhere in this forum but titled 'What's the stupidest thing your missus has said?' but I thought i'd start this one to see what we get. I remember being in Lisanelly Barracks, Omagh one day with the lads watching TV. The news came on and there was a report saying that a man had been fatally wounded in a shooting outside a bar in Belfast. This was a daily occurence. One of the crowd then piped up and said 'They didn't say whether he was dead yet or not'. He didn't come up for much of a slagging after that...NOT He also used to swear that you could put the silver food trays into the microwave and warm food up in them which is an obvious no-no.