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What's the strangest thing you've ever grown ?


I would say a hardon at Hotlips Houlahan in M*A*S*H, but I was young...... what the Spanish call churrimoya, and we call custard apple is more the idea I was on about, sheds an that...
A tumour. It was shaped like a willie.
Me too. Fuck, we could have rented ourselves out as novelty bookends.


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A humongous cannabis plant on the grounds of a sewage treatment works which unfortunately was found by the local plod. Luckily they had no idea who the culprit was.
I'm patiently awaiting Panzerknackers arrival..

To save time I have it as jpg on my PC. It was a thing of beauty.


What the **** is that?

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Panzerknackers cock, it should have been on Record breakers but Panzer slapped Norris McSquirter in the chops with it.
18" Long 7" circumference. He had 9" lopped off and donated to 3 tiny dicked Rockapes and so his missus could walk normally again.

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