What's the strangest thing you've ever grown ?

[Ciggie]

I would say a hardon at Hotlips Houlahan in M*A*S*H, but I was young...... what the Spanish call churrimoya, and we call custard apple is more the idea I was on about, sheds an that...

 

[wheel]

How feckin old are you ?.

 

[yendor1958]

Be fair it could have been on a repeat on Dave something

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[smartascarrots]

A tumour. It was shaped like a willie.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

Me too. Fuck, we could have rented ourselves out as novelty bookends.

 

[wheel]

Be fair it could have been on a repeat on Dave something

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Never seen Players No 6 advertised on Dave.

 

[the_boy_syrup]

Up

 

[yendor1958]

Haven't seen then at all for a very long time. Can you still get them?

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[bluntslane]

Toe nail fungus. Farking hilarious.

 

[Accidental_discharge]

A yeast infection on my cock

 

[smartascarrots]

Up

What's it like?

 

[Dennis48]

A humongous cannabis plant on the grounds of a sewage treatment works which unfortunately was found by the local plod. Luckily they had no idea who the culprit was.

 

[smartascarrots]

Me too. ****, we could have rented ourselves out as novelty bookends.

It would make a change. I'm normally seen as a bookelty knobend.

 

[Sinner251]

I'm patiently awaiting Panzerknackers arrival..

To save time I have it as jpg on my PC. It was a thing of beauty.

 

[Blue Vinny]

A yeast infection on my cock

I didn`t know that was possible. Had you been shagging Hovis loaves?

 

[The_Snail]

To save time I have it as jpg on my PC. It was a thing of beauty.

RIP Ripley. Bit dusty and all that.

 

[Ryder02]

A yeast infection on my cock

A yeast infection in my throat.

 

[thegimp]

A bony spur where my false elbow used to be

 

[Sinner251]

What the **** is that?


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Panzerknackers cock, it should have been on Record breakers but Panzer slapped Norris McSquirter in the chops with it.
18" Long 7" circumference. He had 9" lopped off and donated to 3 tiny dicked Rockapes and so his missus could walk normally again.

 

[The_Snail]

The ability to use the Search Function.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/bye-bye-ripley.162016/