Whats the score with killing dogs?

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  1. My neighbour has two dogs, one is fine, the other barks almost 24 hours a day.
    Is it still a no no to put them out of my misery?

    Nothing evil, just a straight forward axe to the neck type thing!
  2. Contact the polis and ask about noise pollution. Or get some rat sleeping forever stuff and some juicy steaks.
  3. Do you have a window overlooking their garden? If yes get a feck off big water pistol and stag on, every time it barks give it a quick blast to the face. Worked a treat on my neighbours dog.
  4. Ooooh this is the naffi........... shag it, then kill it by batterring it about the head with a mong.
  5. Its gone beyond water, im looking at some glyophsphate injected into a sausage at the moment, 9 hours now, and its still fooking going.

    Dont dogs get sore throats?
  6. If you kick the in the throat hard enough
  7. pickhelve back of neck
  8. Lift it into your side of the garden and see how they like it!
  9. I have heard that a ground up Asprin kills them if hidden in meat I heard that this works with cats that keep sh**ing in gardens but of cource I could not condone any thing like that, :evil: :evil:
  10. His or the dogs?
  11. You may need more than one depending on size of the hound I heard that it only takes one for cats
  12. Or kill it, shag it then beat a mong with it?
  13. Earplugs.

    Ram 200 up its backside. Wait 2 days and it should explode.
  14. :D a classic 10/10
  15. :clap: :clap: :clap: :cheers:

    Just woke the sprog up by laughing........thanks ya bastich.