Whats the most embarrassing question you have ever been aske

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  1. Grandaughter whilst staying with us on holiday "Grandad why was nanny making those funny noises last night"?
  2. feel like it sometimes
  3. "Why is there sh*t on the wallpaper?"
  4. Why were you in the ladies changing rooms sir ?
    I could of died....
  5. Did you vote Labour?
  6. Is that it? :roll:
  7. Is it in yet? :oops:
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is it in yet?
  9. Close, but no cigar.
  10. Where you having anal sex when it snapped by any chance because it doesn't smell too clever?

    Nope, turns out one of my moist sexy farts must have been a bit of an ND!
  11. Who shat on my pillow?
  12. "Do you do 'extras'?"

    Only in the Army sense, not the sense he meant...
  13. Hey Mister, 'ow long you bin in the Army?
  14. So you slipped and it got stuck up there is that correct sir?

    Not to me of course but i imagine a few people have heard this one :oops:
  15. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    .... and what were you doing with the vacuum cleaner before it slipped...