Whats the most embarrassing question you have ever been aske

#1
Grandaughter whilst staying with us on holiday "Grandad why was nanny making those funny noises last night"?
 
#3
"Why is there sh*t on the wallpaper?"
 
#5
Did you vote Labour?
 
#6
Is that it? :roll:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#8
Is it in yet?
 
#10
Where you having anal sex when it snapped by any chance because it doesn't smell too clever?

Nope, turns out one of my moist sexy farts must have been a bit of an ND!
 
#12
"Do you do 'extras'?"

Only in the Army sense, not the sense he meant...
 
#13
Hey Mister, 'ow long you bin in the Army?
 
#15
.... and what were you doing with the vacuum cleaner before it slipped...
 
#16
"Have you been sleeping with my wife?"

"No, but I've shagged her a few times" :wink:
 
#17
"Is that your wife??!! 8O
 
#18
Are you RE?

(I can contain my temper on that, fortunately no-one has ever asked me if i'm AGC!).
 

Alsacien

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#19
dingerr said:
Are you RE?

(I can contain my temper on that, fortunately no-one has ever asked me if i'm AGC!).
So you have'nt got 2 more of those nice little burning badges with a "G" and a "C" in them after all :?
 
#20
Alsacien said:
dingerr said:
Are you RE?

(I can contain my temper on that, fortunately no-one has ever asked me if i'm AGC!).
So you have'nt got 2 more of those nice little burning badges with a "G" and a "C" in them after all :?
No, only the flaming arsehole
 
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