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What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits?

Are you actually old enough to have served?

Even by the Army's low intellect standards I doubt that they would they you through the main gate.
Your mum.
 
Throwing a fresh face into the thread. Currently gracing lunchtime telly - Antiques person Roo Irvine
Seems quite well endowed
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The same girl went to the doctor having torn her perineum sliding down the banisters.

"Don't worry," said the quack "we can easily repair your fanny. How tight would you like it to be?"

"Pleath doctor, can it be the thame thize as mummy's?"

"Go back and slide down two or three times..."


Recce19...to twist the knife, sorry but that is not TFB. She is of even better appearance naked. As far as I can remember...
lmfao
 

Nemesis44UK

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Are you actually old enough to have served?

Even by the Army's low intellect standards I doubt that they would they you through the main gate.

Ahem.

Perhaps before excoriating members for being thick, you should have a look at that vomit of words in your last paragraph.
 

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