What's the difference between God and an officer

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by screeminjesus, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. God doesn't wander around all day thinking he's an officer.



    Apologies, just seen the fighter pilot version of this joke. And I thought I was Fucking unique.
     
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  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    there is still a god so its not racist - now if he had said officers wander around allday thinking they were jesus you might have an issue.

    and I would say sectarian rather than racist )
     
  3. God can map-read!
     
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  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and he works for a living
     
  5. If God didn`t exist Man would have to invent Him.
     
  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

  7. You can't frag God.
     
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  8. Have you told Richard Dawkins?
     
  9. And you spend an eternity waiting for God......

    Oh, hang on, that's Godot.
     
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  10. People can spend hours talking to god without being thought mental.
     
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  11. People can be thought mental for talking to god ...
     
  12. But the only difference between God and an officer in that scenario is the number of career laughs included in the conversation.
     
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