What's the difference between God and an officer

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screeminjesus

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#1
God doesn't wander around all day thinking he's an officer.



Apologies, just seen the fighter pilot version of this joke. And I thought I was Fucking unique.
 

Grumblegrunt

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#3
there is still a god so its not racist - now if he had said officers wander around allday thinking they were jesus you might have an issue.

and I would say sectarian rather than racist )
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#5
and he works for a living
 

Grumblegrunt

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#8
#10
You can't frag God.
 
#12
And you spend an eternity waiting for God......

Oh, hang on, that's Godot.
 
#13
People can spend hours talking to god without being thought mental.
 
#15
People can be thought mental for talking to god ...
But the only difference between God and an officer in that scenario is the number of career laughs included in the conversation.
 

BuggerAll

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#16
#17
You make God sound like a WOII
 
#18
You make God sound like a WOII
Don't be stupid, a WOII easily outranks God. I doubt God would have made it beyond Full Screw.

Except possibly in the RLC.
 
#19
If a WOII outranks God (which I will accepts as a distinct possibility), then WTF is a WOI?
 

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