Whats the biggest animal you could kill with your bare hands

#2
I once had a title fight with a T rex, he wont on points, But i think i could handle a mouse. When i was 6 i dispatched the neighbours cat with ease.
 
#3
A really really sleepy monkey. I'd sneak up behind him, ram a stick up his bum and then hit him in the ear whilst he flapped about having a stick stuck up his bum as he dozed off.
 
#4
Any points for a draw? I could get stuck in an alligator's throat.

Not that I'd particularly want to, of course.
 
#5
We did debate jumping into a whales blow hole and suffocating it ( I have no idea how big or small these things are) although I don't reckon this counts as you'd drown long before the whale.
 
#6
I smother a python atleast 4 times a day...
 
#7
Wow, not one fat chick joke yet!


Sea cow = big, slow, stupid and defenseless. There's a reason we hunted them to extinction. Or you could just wait for a whale to beach itself and then not throw water on it to keep it alive. Does killing an animal through negligence count?
 
#9
Do humans count as animals? :twisted:
 
#11
Choked a chicken a few times in my life..... just the one belonging to me before anyone thinks this'll be good for a wind-up....
 
#12
I reckon I could take a large dog...I'm not saying I'd look pretty afterwards, and I'd need a few rabies vaccinations...
 
#13
clever_user_name said:
Wow, not one fat chick joke yet!


Sea cow = big, slow, stupid and defenseless. There's a reason we hunted them to extinction.
I'm sure I've seen a few of them around Hull....
 
#15
My ex.

Man, she was just NASTY.
 
#16
Never, I repeat NEVER stamp on a Mouse in Bare feet, even if it is OmyChristitsearly and She who must be obeyed will not go to bed still its disposed of. Six hours in A&E getting Little Bone fragments removed. Not my proudest moment :oops: :oops:
 
#17
5.56short said:
A really really sleepy monkey. I'd sneak up behind him, ram a stick up his bum and then hit him in the ear whilst he flapped about having a stick stuck up his bum as he dozed off.
No weapons! You'd have to use your finger
 
#18
I have had this discussion many times with my friends and still firmly stand and say a human being could take a lion/tiger with their bare hands. Simple you dive on its back and choke it to death/break it's neck.
Early man used to batter them with just sharpened sticks so I presume it wouldnt be that much more difficult
I'm not trying it but I will arrange it if anyone here volunteers...
 
#19
Steezy said:
5.56short said:
A really really sleepy monkey. I'd sneak up behind him, ram a stick up his bum and then hit him in the ear whilst he flapped about having a stick stuck up his bum as he dozed off.
No weapons! You'd have to use your finger
Yeah, but then you'd end up getting dragged around by an irate monkey, with your hand stuck up his arse...

Now, all you'd need is a few fellow ARSSers with a camera, and you'd be down in history as "The guy who got his hand stuck up a monkeys backside"
 
#20
Not really sure any more.
After the incident with the Dwarf hamster which put me to shame, I tend to stay away from small potentially lethal creatures.
AJ
 

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