An almost perfect day, mostly spent in bed, that included a BJ that lasted under 30 seconds before my toes curled (it was the best one of my life) followed half an hour later by her offering her hoop.......mucky cow and God bless her wherever she is.
Mine was a strange mix of child abuse and religious symbolism. Aren't they all?
Girlfriend's parents, her old bedroom, lass says thanks for driving her up to fricking scotland by giving me the kind of sucky sucky that Mi Ling, the vietnamese one-armed cluster bomb victim prostitute, would be professionally envious of. While her little head chugs away like a wonky piston, I survey her room and see all her old cuddly toys, horsey photos and Danielle Steel books. It feels wrong but right at the same time. She's also kneeling with her back to the mirror and I see her little white-socked feet primly crossed over one another like a penitent nun. The whole thing rocked. I stroked the nearest teddy bear as I neared the pickle point.
Scientific experiment with a Magnum Choc Ice and a very moist shaven love tube with a pierced bean! By heck, did it melt and my fizzog looked like an 6 Month old who has been allowed to eat chocolate and vinella ice cream under his own steam with a spoon straight from the tub! <those with kids can now see their own sprogs gurning at them with pride whilst covered in pudding and Mummy going ape shit at the mess due to anti natal depression>
So good was this, Magnums were put onto the weekly shopping list.
Conference in Dubrovnik 2003. Finn tourists. Two young lady students aged 19 and 20. I was flush with cash (just after bonus time) so I brought them tequila all night.
The reward? Being rimmed by one while doing the other up the dirtbox. The only time in my life that I have had this without paying more than 500euros. Sweet, sweet night. (even if one of the dirty bitches gave me the clap and I had 10 days on antibiotics )
.....the habit of making sure my tubes were completely empty once the dirty deed had been completed by turning round (almost always ended that way for some reason!!) and using her mouth in the usual fashion....
Isn't this the norm? Don't all wimmen do this? And its not an offer.
Personally, the best is drawn between two men - one who I've not had to advise along the way and had me hobbling the morning after, and the other who was very imaginative with role play and easily stimulated
A 30 yr old female named Shannon. Blonde hair, deep blue eyes...My nickname for her is "pornstar." She goes 5-6 hours straight, non stop, and loves to be on top. Not too much is too kinky with her and she just loves, enjoys sex overall. A wonderful woman and, thank god, I still see her now