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I once told someone I was a commercial pilot when all I held was a PPL with Night Rating.
It was for a dozy footballer though that wanted to pay me £4k to get them up to the North West.
The ended up get a taxi up their as they thought it would look cooler to arrive in a merc.
Haha, brazen, I pretended to be an Auzzie when questioned by the RMP in Aya Napa Square. I was with 3 Australian Civvy Police mates at the time. Working the Buffer Zone in Nicosia. Don’t ya know an Auzzie when ya see one cobba! Bloody drongo!
Bloke went scuba diving and he said he saw something on the bottom of the sea, it was a submarine so he went for a closer look. When he got there he said there was a bloke waving at him through one of the portholes/windows ushering him over. When he got there the sailor gestured to the front of of sub where a torpedo was hanging out, so this bloke lifted it up and pushed it back in, the sailor gave him the thumbs up and he went on his merry way. absolute bollocks