What's the best name for a girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Dwarf, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. What's the best name for a girlfriend?


    Ikea.

    She's Swedish,
    She's inexpensive
    You can take her home the same day
    You can have her mounted in ten minutes.