Whats that under the Christmas Tree Grandad?

...........It's Grandma. Now fuck off or I'll eat your face.

Daily Hate article

A bizarre Christmas mystery was today unfolding after it was alleged that a pensioner killed himself by driving his car into a tree after brutally murdering his wife and dumping her body under their Christmas tree among gift-wrapped presents and tinsel.

I thought it was quite funny. :roll:
2.....3....4...Rotting around the Christmas tree........:D
edited to add maybe it was not murder she may have just pined away.
That'll teach the old cow for giving him the same sandwiches for too many years!!!
probably not to bothered about the tree shedding its needles then?

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