Whats that under the Christmas Tree Grandad?

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  1. ...........It's Grandma. Now fuck off or I'll eat your face.

    Daily Hate article

    I thought it was quite funny. :roll:
  2. Did he wrap her up in Christmas paper to add a little festive spirit to the occasion?
  3. All that because he was too tight fisted to go out and buy her prezzies. Miserable old git!
  4. The Carpet!
  5. At least he spruced her up before they found her.
  6. christ her cooking must have been crap.
  7. That'll be the last time she asks for a surprise at christmas :twisted: :twisted:
  8. 2.....3....4...Rotting around the Christmas tree........:D
    edited to add maybe it was not murder she may have just pined away.
  9. That'll teach the old cow for giving him the same sandwiches for too many years!!!
  10. probably not to bothered about the tree shedding its needles then?
  11. she thought he was just of to the bog when he told her he was off for a slash
  12. LMAO!