whats that smell?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taff49, Sep 16, 2012.

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  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    She's a fat chunker.

    The dog is probably thinking "put your fat wren's arrse away."
  3. Come on guys.... You'd all still tap that!
  4. Aye, but you have to have the jaws of life to get at her cunt with that bulbubous arse.
  5. The sad thing is she probably loves having that fat oversized arse!
  6. I have noticed that a number of black yank women have extremely large arses......and have also noticed that some white women who are with black blokes have got huge arses as well....so it must be what black chaps like......and there was me thinking it was only monkeys that liked big fat arses......oh wait!
  7. Christ, I've seen Clydesdales with smaller arses.
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  8. I would.

    She looks like the kind or Rebuenesque maiden it would be fun to swim naked with.
  9. fu2

    fu2 LE

    You would need a dedicated highly professional team of surgeons and C4 to get me off that arse
  10. Totally agree mate. You'd need a cock that resembles a babies arm holding a tennis ball to have any effect on that!!!
  11. Get me some gaffa tape, I'll turn her into Mrs Hugh Janus
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  12. Aye, but I am told that most black chaps don't, so what attracts them to these big bubble butted wenches?
  13. Love to shove it right up her arse and then in her mouth after.............................. the dog that is!
  14. Its a cracking bollock cushion is that.