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#1
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
 
#3
Why why why?...
 
#4
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.

You should consider professional help.
 
#5
Ciggie, is that you?
 
#7
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
The first thing I do is put on my best leathers, strap my missus to a plank and release the gimp.






















Oh hang on, wrong forum.....
 
#15
#16
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
I'll sing followed by "@AsterixTG you Cnut!"
 
#18
When I was made redundant in October my boss walked me out of the door. I walked to my car, and as I sat I'm the drivers sear I heard Mrs Thatcher's voice in my head, but it rephrased the words.

"We're leaving Frizzell House for the last time..."

Bollocks to that.

Wind the windows down.

"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash on full belt.

Sit for a minute. Let the bastards hear.

Then break the internal speed limit inside Frizzell Roundabout car park and then join the free world.

Tom Jones didn't get a look in.
 

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