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What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
 
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.

You should consider professional help.
 
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
The first thing I do is put on my best leathers, strap my missus to a plank and release the gimp.






















Oh hang on, wrong forum.....
 
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
You been smoking the green green grass at home?:oops:
 
What's the first thing I do when logging on to Arrse?

Well, I'm glad you asked!

I click on 'What's New', then sing the TJ song on my head!

Now you know that, you'll do the exact same forever more.

You're welcome.
I'll sing followed by "@AsterixTG you Cnut!"
 
When I was made redundant in October my boss walked me out of the door. I walked to my car, and as I sat I'm the drivers sear I heard Mrs Thatcher's voice in my head, but it rephrased the words.

"We're leaving Frizzell House for the last time..."

Bollocks to that.

Wind the windows down.

"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash on full belt.

Sit for a minute. Let the bastards hear.

Then break the internal speed limit inside Frizzell Roundabout car park and then join the free world.

Tom Jones didn't get a look in.
 

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