Whats in your fine pint?

#1
Having read through some of the greatest posts on Arrse about hoop dhobis and dockers omletes, it made me reminiss back to a fine evening drinking up in Hull with the rugby club.

Being the ever eager volunteer, I mucked in with their drinking games having no regard for the numerous random rules that takes years to master. As inevitable as Gary Glitter in a school playground I was awarded a fine pint for my errors. This was an empty pint glass that was passed around the bar inviting contributions from all and sundry. The result was horrible: A mixture of random drinks with a third of the glass being filled with a slimy greeny head, and just to top it off there was the content of a few ashtrays and some cotton wool from somebody's well used plaster cast.

The fact that I had to do another one immediately afterwards since I drank it with the wrong hand does not detract me from enquiring if anybody else has had such an experience, and what would be the perfect addition to such a pint?
 
#2
Similar to the above post but with the inclusion of various plasters from blistered feet, complete with blister juice and soggy skin.

Oh, and a turd.
 
#3
One I remember from the battery bar in Munterlager involved all the usual liquids/fluids topped off with two elderly pickled eggs and a condom full of vodka. Served in a lighting globe. I don't remember much after that.
 
#5
Worst was a turd with a cocktail umbrella pressed into the pointy, crimped end. Ruined a decent pint of Landlord.
 
#6
King_of_the_Burpas said:
Worst was a turd with a cocktail umbrella pressed into the pointy, crimped end. Ruined a decent pint of Landlord.
Unbrella in a pint , a step too far that is.

WW
 
#8
vvaannmmaann said:
You drink pints? how un-couth! What's wrong with a small sweet sherry?
Ahh, the sherry glass is way too small to hold a turd and a measure of sherry ( preferably British sherry of course )

WW
 
#9
Piss. In the boot of the man with the largest feet. Usually a Second Row.
 
#11
vvaannmmaann said:
You drink pints? how un-couth! What's wrong with a small sweet sherry?
Brattie Banger alert
 
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