Having read through some of the greatest posts on Arrse about hoop dhobis and dockers omletes, it made me reminiss back to a fine evening drinking up in Hull with the rugby club. Being the ever eager volunteer, I mucked in with their drinking games having no regard for the numerous random rules that takes years to master. As inevitable as Gary Glitter in a school playground I was awarded a fine pint for my errors. This was an empty pint glass that was passed around the bar inviting contributions from all and sundry. The result was horrible: A mixture of random drinks with a third of the glass being filled with a slimy greeny head, and just to top it off there was the content of a few ashtrays and some cotton wool from somebody's well used plaster cast. The fact that I had to do another one immediately afterwards since I drank it with the wrong hand does not detract me from enquiring if anybody else has had such an experience, and what would be the perfect addition to such a pint?