What's hiding in your freezer?,,,,

#2
Shergar's head, a gamekeeper's bull mastiff and that little lass......errrmm.......the one I found in Portugal....you know the one!
 
#3
Call me a paranoid old fool but I have no idea what might be hiding in my freezer I have been stuffing things in there for years... maybe they are breeding ...I don't know.

However if they develop and inter breed into some sort of deep frozen fish fingery multi-legged chicken thing that I can just throw in the microwave, it won't be all that bad!!

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#4
It's a shame for the family they found the rest of him.
This little coffin costs virtually fuck all and they are Jewish you know, Oh Yeah!



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#5
Cernunnos speaks with forked tongue, she's in my freezer.

Or does Maddy have a twin sister?
 
#6
Just had a look.

2 bags of baby carrots
1 joint of pork
1 bag of sweetcorn
Some stem cells
half a prostitute
A gram or two of antimatter
1 chicken
The head of a complete stranger
2 Maddie fillets
A_K's personality
3 Arctic rolls
 
#7
2 Pizzas
1 pack freezable condoms
Various packets of vegetables.
Steak
Beef joint
Chicken
Half a bottle of Stolly which is going to be an empty bottle tonight coz I is avin a sh*te of all sh*te days
 

Ravers

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#8
My freezer is full of metal collets. If you lower the temperature of them prior to fitting, they contract, making them easier to fit. When they warm up again they expand securing them with a nice tight fit.

They aren't actually part of any on going engineering project, I just like joining pieces of metal together for no reason.
 
#9
I thought you put Jews in the oven ?
 
#11
My freezer. A pair of jeans with chewing gum stuck on it.

/Just for Jarrod/... Several well preserved bodies of fit men I've stalked and killed using my secret recipe of lamb rogan josh. It's all in the seasoning. Which actually makes them quality prime beef for a future roast dinner.
 
#12
Fuck knows. I'm more interested in the contents of the beer fridge.
 
#13
My freezer. A pair of jeans with chewing gum stuck on it.

/Just for Jarrod/... Several well preserved bodies of fit men I've stalked and killed using my secret recipe of lamb rogan josh. It's all in the seasoning. Which actually makes them quality prime beef for a future roast dinner.
Two questions.

1. Do you have a carving knife?
2. Do you have a waste disposal unit?
 

Joker62

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#14
Just had a look.

2 bags of baby carrots
1 joint of pork
1 bag of sweetcorn
Some stem cells
half a prostitute
A gram or two of antimatter
1 chicken
The head of a complete stranger
2 Maddie fillets
A_K's personality
3 Arctic rolls
Sweetcorn?? You f'kin maniac!!!
 
#15
Sweetcorn?? You f'kin maniac!!!
What can I say? I like injecting it with sulphuric acid and feeding it to birds... And toddlers.

The look on their little faces is a picture.
 
#16
Off the top of my head I have roughly the following

6 rump steaks
2 chicken breasts
8 pork steaks
bag of garden peas
bag of oven chips
Asda all day breakfast (piding in 6 minutes for morning after with a hangover)
1 packet of smoked bacon
several sausages
2 Gammon steaks


oh yeah and 4 ice lollies
 
#19
2 Pizzas
1 pack freezable condoms
Various packets of vegetables.
Steak
Beef joint
Chicken
Half a bottle of Stolly which is going to be an empty bottle tonight coz I is avin a sh*te of all sh*te days

Do these have to be de-frosted in a warm moist environment , before eating ???
 
#20
A fucking Eskimo asylum seeker.
 

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