When I was growing up I remember the Tory's being the masters of headline sleaze, Autoerotic asphyxiation, rent boys, high class whores, back handers, affairs, illegitimate children. They may have been a bit cr@p at their job's but they made up for it in entertainment value. Once caught they would publicly shamed and told to stand in the naughty corner until things calmed down. I feel a bit let down by Labour as after ten years they still have not got the hang of sleaze. Cash for questions is one thing, cash for honours is just taking the p!ss. Labour seem to lack the style of the Tory's, John Major knobbing Currie raised an eyebrow, Prescott knobbing his PA just turned stomachs. I'm not condoning Political Naughtyness but can we please have a scandal that does not make the population weep with embarrassment. A Video of Blair being done up the hoop by his wife while dressed as an SS Officer would be nice. What would be your ideal "Sleaze Story"?