Whats happened to Lairdxs hair!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by VirtualSoapBox, Jun 22, 2005.

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  1. Yes, he looks sweet

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  2. Er no he looks like a gay scouser

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  1. LAIRDX!!!! What has happen to your hair and tash??? Those collers!!! What is going on are you going all YMCA on us????
     
  2. He does indeed look like on of the "Calm Down!" Scousers.

    I vote for a return to the old Lairdx, or Lairdx with a Freddie Mercury 'tache and a small leather cap.

    V!
     
  3. He's obviously seen the Mullet thread in the Int Cell and now wants to challenge the system to have his own style of hair. What's wrong with the short back and side Lairdx?
     
  4. Does he look like a giver or a taker? I can't decide!!!

    Beebs
     
  5. I'm very concerned!!! 8O
     
  6. Body...wanna feel my body?
    Body...such a thrill my body
    Body...wanna touch my body?
    Body...it's too much my body
    Check it out my body, body.
    Don't you doubt my body, body.
    talkin' bout my body, body,
    check it out my body

    Every man wants to be a macho macho man
    to have the kind of body, always in demand
    Jogging in the mornings, go man go
    works out in the health spa, muscles glow
    You can best believe that, he's a macho man
    ready to get down with, anyone he can

    Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
    Macho, macho man (macho man)
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! Ow....

    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
    I've got to be a macho!

    Body, its so hot, my body,
    Body, love to pop my body,
    Body, love to please my body,
    Body, don't you tease my body,
    Body, you'll adore my body,
    Body, come explore my body,
    Body, made by God, my body,
    Body, it's so good, my body

    You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
    his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
    Funky with his body, he's a king
    call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
    You can best believe that, he's a macho man
    likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

    Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! (all right)

    Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! All Right!

    Ugh! Macho..baby!
    Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
    Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
    Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
    Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

    Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
    To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
    Have their own life style and ideals,
    Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
    You can best believe that he's a macho man
    He's a special person in anybody's land.

    Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
    Macho, macho man (macho man)
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

    Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

    Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho!

    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be, a macho man
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho! HEY!
     
  7. Taker it is then! :?

    Beebs
     
  8. How can you accuse me of being a homo when thare are members called Bukakiboy and Armyboyfriend?

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.

    Young man, there's a place you can go.
    I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
    You can do what about you feel ...

    Young man, are you listening to me?
    I said, young man, what do you want to be?
    I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
    But you got to know this one thing!

    No man does it all by himself.
    I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
    And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
    I'm sure they can help you today.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
    You can do what about you feel ...

    Young man, I was once in your shoes.
    I said, I was down and out with the blues.
    I felt no man cared if I were alive.
    I felt the whole world was so tight ...

    That's when someone came up to me,
    And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
    There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
    They can start you back on your way.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
    Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

    Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
    Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

    Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
    Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
     
  9. I think it looks lovely. Does it come in different colours?
     
  10. Nice hommage to the disco scene!

    Poovery seems to be spreading... the thing I find amusing is the correct spelling is Bukkake.

    I bet his face is glistening with rage (more than likely man fat though).
     
  11. See these born-again Odinists - they all go a bit doolally to begin with - can't wait to see the Viking Head Gear (please)
     
  12. Im sure if your were nice he would happily show you his Viking Helmet
     
  13. Traditionally, eccentricity has always been seen as a particularly English foible. Lairdx however, has transcended the usual Celtic humour ceiling (The Krankies / Russ Abbott :roll: ) and is now as batty as a box of pipistrelles. For this I salute you sah! :wink:
     
  14. I'm Too Sexy
    Right Said Fred

    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor pussy poor pussy cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song



    Go for it Lairdx. You know you bring in the girlies no matter what you do! :wink:
     
  15. I want to know where you get the Avatars(SP) from and do they do the motorcycle cop?