Whats Going On?

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Litotes, Mar 8, 2007.

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  1. I missed most of yesterday because of work, and have just logged in today to find that the COs have had the make-over boys in. Looks good.

    But then I idly flicked a look at the stats at the top right and there are currently 130 members on-line and 350 visitors! Almost 500 people!

    And 106 people joined yesterday instead of the average 20-25/day.

    Has ARRSE undergone such a wonderful make-over that it is now attracting hundreds of new faces - or has Armynet gone down?

    Litotes
     
  2. It's been 106 new members every day this week.
     
  3. It must be all the flocking journos!
     
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen,

    Thank you for your support. My Chancellor and I confirm that we have been through the books and have decided the way forward. The Defence Budget will double immediately, and we will increase military and Civil Service pay by 50%.

    Of course, I have other plans but have misplaced the old envelope on which they were scribbled. In the meantime, I plan to have a long lunch and short snooze.

    May your God be with you!

    Litotes