What's going on in your garden?...

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    A father watched his precious 6 year old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat into the ground. "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden."

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  2. Paedophile walking with a little girl through some woods.

    Little girl says "Its dark and cold and I'm scared"

    Peadophile says " You're fuckin 'scared? I've got to come all the way back through here on my own later" :twisted:
     
  3. I love to go to the park and watch the kids running around and screaming and jumping. Still I can't blame them, they don't know I'm only using blanks.
     
  4. Little girl walks in on her dad having a bath.

    "Daddy, what's that?" she asks, pointing at his bits.

    "Err, it's my little hedgehog, sweetheart." he replies.

    "Fuck me," she answers, "it's got a big cock, hasn't it?"
     
  5. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Daddy, daddy, what's a pervert?

    Shut up son and keep sucking! :lol: