Whats big, black aND spills hOt liquiD everywhere?

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Park Life, Dec 10, 2012.

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  1. Whats big, black aND spills hOt liquiD everywhere?


    MOhammeD Ali eating soup!


    Quite prOuD Of coming up With that one; like When you DrOp a huge broWn trout anD smile with a tear in your eye. Sniff...
     
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  2. Whats with the random capitals?...are you using an enigma machine?
     
  3. Parklife is Mohammed Ali, and he's typing with boxing gloves on.
     
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  4. Maybe it's to disguise the fact that the "joke" doesn't make any fucking sense.
     
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  5. Im typing on a jailbroken iphone that Is as volatile as a menstruating, bi-polar jihaDist. AND cqms, dOnt piss on my paraDe; fOr a humorless mong like myself, this is like the DiscOvery of penicillin... even if this version inDuces pus filled tumOurs.
     
  6. ClOse. Im Michael J Fox sitting on top of a tumbleDryer....
    AND gettiNg fisteD by mOhammeD ali weariNg oven mitts coateD with hOrnets.
     
  7. Reckon you're just a cunt, dunno though....have you tried opening the oven door with those mits and putting your head in for an hour or six?
     

  8. No, but i'm game if you'll let me insert a cooking apple into your orifices and sit beside me as i baste you in 'home made' gravy!
     
  9. And the 'gloves come off.' Shit got level quick.
     
  10. That post seems to be alright.

    I think you're a lying cunt.
     
  11. I viewed this late last evening and likened my incomprehension propertionaly akin to the amount of 12 yr old malt consumed.

    I now view this again and still stumble on the brown trout analogy................
     
  12. My iPhone was jail broken but I could still type properly with it.