On a train just now and this geezer across from me keeps coughing and doesn't cover his mouth! so eventually I just moved to the standing section. Inconsiderate tool! Last thing I want is a fecking cold right now!
Fuckers who can't drive! Got stuck behind 2 different people on a road where its nearly impossible to overtake who insisted at driving at 20 mph!!! You can't do 60 down that stretch of road but you sure as hell can do 50! No wonder it took me 15 mins longer to get to work!!!!
Some smelly cunt on the train this morning. Clearly hasn't had a wash in a week and thinks deoderant is an extinct bird. So I spent 10 minutes coughing directly in his face till he got the hint and stood up. Even better, my mate was able to get his seat.