Whats annoying you right now?

#1
On a train just now and this geezer across from me keeps coughing and doesn't cover his mouth! so eventually I just moved to the standing section. Inconsiderate tool! Last thing I want is a fecking cold right now!
 
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goatrutar

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#2
Stand right in front of him, unzip your tweeds and gently rub the tip of your penis on his lips.
 
#3
Thats what you get for travelling in Chavvy Essex ;-)
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#4
You should have had the cahonas to say politely "excuse me, would you mind covering your mouth when you cough?"

Gayer.
 
#5
Fuckers who can't drive! Got stuck behind 2 different people on a road where its nearly impossible to overtake who insisted at driving at 20 mph!!! You can't do 60 down that stretch of road but you sure as hell can do 50! No wonder it took me 15 mins longer to get to work!!!!
 

Bouillabaisse

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#6
Some smelly cunt on the train this morning. Clearly hasn't had a wash in a week and thinks deoderant is an extinct bird. So I spent 10 minutes coughing directly in his face till he got the hint and stood up. Even better, my mate was able to get his seat.
 
#7
Fcuking everything except my dog. Roll on the weekend...

Rodney2q
 
#8
The fact that I've only taken one sick day in the past 3 years, but other fuckers at my work are always off for the shittiest ache, pain or runny nose leaving me to do their jobs as well as my own.
 
#10
Waiting four fucking weeks for a visa to work in a fucking pestilential third bastard world shithole. Twats.
 
#13
99.9% of the rest of the human race.
 
#15
With great patience and gritting of teeth
 
#19
The fact that I've only taken one sick day in the past 3 years, but other fuckers at my work are always off for the shittiest ache, pain or runny nose leaving me to do their jobs as well as my own.
Are you a volunteer at Porton Down?
 
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