whats a good way to stop/disable a tank??

[sirbhp]

Chuck a blanket under it tracks of course .






The defense of Greece, Pen and sword press page page 46
" some Greek soldiers hid in ditches as they (the tanks ) approached, throwing blankets under their treds to imobelize them, and killing the crews ! even has a footnote no. 17 ! well i never did .

original spelling .

 

[Drivers_lag]

Fuck off... you need to put a grenade in your sock and dip in it grease... sticky bomb?

Don't people get issued Sven Hassel books any more?

 

[Hexitele]

1. Get the driver pissed.
2. Put it anywhere on BATUS training area.
3. Nick the keys.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Wait until Xmas leave

 

[Gary Cooper]

Chuck a blanket under it tracks of course .

The defense of Greece, Pen and sword press page page 46
" some Greek soldiers hid in ditches as they (the tanks ) approached, throwing blankets under their treds to imobelize them, and killing the crews ! even has a footnote no. 17 ! well i never did .

original spelling .

Wait at a pedestrian crossing until you see a tank approaching. At the crucial moment you step onto the crossing forcing the tank to stop.

Wasn't there a WW2 Home Guard manual that recommended putting sugar in the fuel tank and levering off the tracks with crow bars

 

[DeltaDog]

This, apparently.

 

[swampmonster]

Bore the crew to death with tales of how hard a cunt you are on arrse.....that will do it

Dig hole hid in hole..let tank run over your head and attack from rear with mad shite thingy...







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[almerkerkey]

My grandfather's Home Guard manual recommended placing upturned soup plates in the road as dummy mines to make it stop, then dropping an oil soaked blanket over the turret and torching it.

 

[labrat]

Put a Leyland engine in it?

 

[Tricky1982]

Like this presumably!

[video=youtube;t_k0Vdqxvvg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_k0Vdqxvvg[/video]

 

[Munter Hunter]

Isn't it something like leave a crate of Schulteiss on the rear deck or a fatty snack

 

[Drivers_lag]

Like this presumably!

[video=youtube;t_k0Vdqxvvg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_k0Vdqxvvg[/video]

Check backblast....

 

[fecktard]

I had a quick look at one of the other vids.
Mental fucker strolls up and rolls a grenade down the fucking barrell!!!

 

[Mattb]

If it's cavalry, just turn up dressed identically to the tp cdr - he'll have to go home and change, buying you some time.


Talking out of my bum, via a mobile telephone.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

give it to REME?

 

[westendboy]

Steal all the yellow handbags and drink it all. The crew will spend the rest of their lives looking for them.

 

[Schermuly]

One of these beauties. Doesn't even need to be in pictured 'Divine wind' mode either.

 

[westendboy]

That`s my favourite killing machine of all time.

 

[cloudbuster]

That`s my favourite killing machine of all time.

Some HCR chaps might disagree with you..........

 

[westendboy]

Some HCR chaps might disagree with you..........

Sorry mate but I don`t know what HCR is.

I don`t think we had it in 81 when I retired. Please elucidate. Ta.