Whatever happened to RTFQ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ali_Gee, Nov 8, 2008.

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  1. He used to have me crying on my laptop with his threads but just realised - it's been a while but I'm knocking on a bit- that I haven't seen anything of his for at least a year..

    anyone got any ideas?
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Link not working
  3. At no stage. whatsover, with the Shrew, in the Taps.

    She knows him.
  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    3 Pages of RIP's later.....

    He's alive :D

    So why has MDN changed his name to Sausage_meat_beard then?
  6. this sort of thing is what I was thinking about.
    Enough of "what's your 1.5mile run time......"
  7. RTFQs alive, well, and currently making a name for himself at De Efteling.
    MDN has changed his name, as, in a desperate attempt to conceal his rapidly receding hairline, he has taken to wearing a syrup (and beard) artfully crafted from sausage meat.
    Me? I'm as virile and good looking as ever, come on ladies, keep those (held open) pictures flooding in.
  8. I'm crying laughing, nice find Ali!!!
  9. found him alive and well, at least he was in August!


    just for a interest, there are links to some top threads of his on arsepedia here
  10. But you're in your 50's aren't you? Hardly virile, senile perhaps, but virile? Your taking the p1ss luv. :)

    RTFQ is alive, but he has caught the big screaming alpha, so may not last the next 12 months. RIP in advance you bot loving homo.
  11. 50's? you cheeky cow! I'll reach 50 about the time you hit the menopause. In the meantime, where are your mott pics, come on, I'm not squeamish. :D