Just so you know, we're both on holiday (not together. Zero Alpha might have something to say..). We've been chatting and exchanging postcards. She says she's only got her phone and hasn't got her Arrse password and besides, being on her hollibobs, she has better things to do with her time (hairdos, manicures, etc) than listen to the Arrserati sh¡tcúnts dribbling about losing Jeremy Kyle from their telly.
And she says to tell @wheel he types like a fúcking chimp. She can read but not post.