Old 'fast and furious' Riddick has been trying to make a Kojak film, for years. Funnily enough it's not working and some things are best left alone. He'll probably end up in Fast and Furious #16 with Stallone and Schwarzenegger, in bath chairs.
Maybe a six month absence should be required before being declared dead to ARRSE? That's time for someone to be released after a 12 month sentence if they behave themselves, or for the bluebottle plague to be noticed by the neighbours.