Whatever happened to (insert ARRSE member here)?

[Kirkz]

Your boots are 9 metres?! What the hell are you?


Good luck today.

Coco the fcuking clown.

 

[beefer]

Coco the fcuking clown.

Dives a Toyota Cairoli, doors keep falling off…

 

[Richard Headicus]

Fingers crossed its just a benign mole. I went to the GP on the Friday afternoon she photographed it and sent the photo to Dermatology. She told me there was roughly a Six week wait.

I had a phone call last Tuesday telling me to make an appointment with the Dermatology consultant ASAP as she wanted to see me.


So, later on this morning, I'll be dropping my pants in front of a (hopefully) fit and sexy young ,female Doctor.

As others have said, good luck. Make sure the 'sexy young female' will be happy to have her back doors smashed in and end up like a smashed creme egg, before attempting such a manoeuvre.

 

[Jacl]

Fingers crossed its just a benign mole. I went to the GP on the Friday afternoon she photographed it and sent the photo to Dermatology. She told me there was roughly a Six week wait.

I had a phone call last Tuesday telling me to make an appointment with the Dermatology consultant ASAP as she wanted to see me.


So, later on this morning, I'll be dropping my pants in front of a (hopefully) fit and sexy young ,female Doctor.

Here's to hoping that you'll be around long enough to become Very Old Stab.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I'll wait and see later today if the mole the Mrs has noticed is malignant or not.

Got an appointment with the Dermatology consultant this morning.

Boots are 9m
Size 2XL jackets etc.

Good luck mate

 

[smartascarrots]

I'll wait and see later today if the mole the Mrs has noticed is malignant or not

Can't you just put some poison down?

 

[don't tell him pike]

Fingers crossed its just a benign mole. I went to the GP on the Friday afternoon she photographed it and sent the photo to Dermatology. She told me there was roughly a Six week wait.

I had a phone call last Tuesday telling me to make an appointment with the Dermatology consultant ASAP as she wanted to see me.


So, later on this morning, I'll be dropping my pants in front of a (hopefully) fit and sexy young ,female Doctor.

Good luck with the tests

fatty

 

[Cold_Collation]

Dives a Toyota Cairoli, doors keep falling off…

Throws a bucket of glitter over the consultant when he meets him…

 

[Old Stab]

Throws a bucket of glitter over the consultant when he meets him…

I'm hoping she's a petite, fit Redhead and it's not glitter I'd want to shower her with.

 

[Endoscope]

I'm hoping she's a petite, fit Redhead and it's not glitter I'd want to shower her with.

Come in Mr Stab

 

[Cold_Collation]

I'm hoping she's a petite, fit Redhead and it's not glitter I'd want to shower her with.

My version is funnier, though.

Who ever said you have any say in this? ARRSE’s professional team of scriptwriters has been stood to.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Come in Mr Stab
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See?

 

[don't tell him pike]

Come in Mr Stab
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I would

 

[Chef]

I'm hoping she's a petite, fit Redhead and it's not glitter I'd want to shower her with.

Good luck.

I think you'll find 'Glitter' is a medical term. Ask her when you see her, she'll be happy to educate you.

 

[don't tell him pike]

Good luck.

I think you'll find 'Glitter' is a medical term. Ask her when you see her, she'll be happy to educate you.

I think you’ll find ‘Glitter’ is a verboten word in hospitals

 

[Old Stab]

Bad news.....











For you fuuckers anyway.
Not cancerous, but a Keratoma, basically a getting old wart!

 

[Pagan-Image]

I think you’ll find ‘Glitter’ is a verboten word in hospitals

I think you will find that Saville is worse!

 

[postman_tw@t]

Basically I'm an old wart!

FOC

 

[Chef]

I think you’ll find ‘Glitter’ is a verboten word in hospitals

Certainly in the nursery.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Bad news.....











For you fuuckers anyway.
Not cancerous, but a Keratoma, basically a getting old wart!

Oh.

I’ll cancel the flowers, I suppose.

Unless anyone else is feeling a bit…peaky?