Sweet. Fcuking. Jesus. I'm that dull I've never even thought to google poster's names. Maybe that's how @Badger_Heed et al do it, the power of google, other than simple observation of course. I wish I'd kept the meme from @spaz doing the spakker face now to describe myself. Arrse is truly abroad church.
I don't google-fu poster's names, I merely just read their posts.
If someone is foolish enough to write obvious inaccuracies or just plain old lies about something I've actually been employed to do (military parachuting for example) then it's only right and proper that I abuse them.
If they're fat (like Cuddles) it makes the digital attack, and my subsequent blessed release, so much better.
Maybe a six month absence should be required before being declared dead to ARRSE? That's time for someone to be released after a 12 month sentence if they behave themselves, or for the bluebottle plague to be noticed by the neighbours.
How very dare you?
Where I come from (the 1950s) the Denison Smock is the height of sartorial elegance! You'll be telling us that Desert Boots, Green Lightweights & Hawaiian Shirts are no longer a fashionable combination next?