Sorry to hear about the accident and wishing you a speedy recovery, I’ll have to get my Asian food fixes elsewhere now.I'm not dead yet, though I did have a good stab at it.
Just finished cooking something from a new Japanese cookbook, shiitake mushrooms with garlic butter and soy, fresh pickled cucumber with fresh ginger, swung right to put something in the sink and put my right foot on a carrier bag that was on the floor.
Went down like a sack of spuds, landed hard on both kneecaps, smashed both toes, blood everywhere, partially collapsed lung, broken collarbone, dent in the noggin and more bruises than a duff bit of fruit at the bottom of a supermarket punnet.
Off to A & E on the 17th of July and finally released home yesterday evening, can just about walk a few yards at a time using an A frame but will have a team of carers in for at least the next six weeks.
Be careful folks, garlic butter is deadly stuff.