Whatever happened to (insert ARRSE member here)?

HELLOOOOO, Muff diving, count me in :)
What with Pikey "wooden" them, and you diving, poor lasses. Now, without appearing to protest too much, I have no knowledge nor wish to find out, the size (or not) of Pikey's Percy. You on the other hand...if the drooling pic you used to put up when muff diving was even hinted at was a selfie, all the poor lasses would have drowned. And yes, I'm well aware you're at the opposite end, they'd still drown! I hope you've been considerate and finished them before the drowning.
 

anglo

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What with Pikey "wooden" them, and you diving, poor lasses. Now, without appearing to protest too much, I have no knowledge nor wish to find out, the size (or not) of Pikey's Percy. You on the other hand...if the drooling pic you used to put up when muff diving was even hinted at was a selfie, all the poor lasses would have drowned. And yes, I'm well aware you're at the opposite end, they'd still drown! I hope you've been considerate and finished them before the drowning.
Before I answer that, Can you get put on ROPS in the NAAFI?
 
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